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November 06, 2002
Been caught stealing
The whole Winoa Ryder thing has got me thinking. What we need, in addition to our criminal justice system, is a celebrity justice system. We already have all the required elements in place ... you see where I'm going here?
Depending on the crime committed, the celebrity would be sentenced to either a E! True Hollywood Story that spoke of the person in the past tense -- or a harshly critical Biography biography -- or even (for the worst crimes) a reality show.
Those caught with drugs would get stuck on some dumb sitcom, I guess.
Posted by David at November 6, 2002 08:48 PM